Military Humor — Story— The “Dapodi Engineer”
CORPS OF ENGINEERS RAISING DAY (SAPPERS’ DAY)
Today is the 241st Raising Day of the Indian Army Corps of Engineers (Sappers’ Day)
On this occasion — here is a “humor in uniform” story I wrote a few years ago..
The story of the “Dapodi Engineer”…
HUMOR IN UNIFORM
Story from My Navy Days by Vikram Karve
THE “DAPODI ENGINEER”
Whenever I meet a Sapper Officer (from the Army Corps of Engineers) — I jokingly ask him if he is a “Dapodi Engineer” — or is he a “Genuine” Engineer…?
A few years ago — a Navy Veteran (erstwhile shipmate) introduced me to his son-in-law — a Major in the Corps of Engineers.
The young Sapper Officer told me about himself.
“Oh — so you are a “Dapodi Engineer”…” I remarked.
The young Sapper Officer was curious to know why I called him a “Dapodi Engineer” — so I told him this story — which I have posted earlier in my Blogs.
Here is the story from my “Humor in Uniform” Archives — this happened long back — around 45 years ago — in the 1970’s
Read the spoof and have a laugh — and — if you are a “Fauji” Sapper — I am sure you will have a double laugh…!!!
THE “DAPODI ENGINEER”
Unforgettable Characters I Met During My Wonderful Navy Days
A Spoof By Vikram Karve
The Training Officer peeped into the classroom.
He looked at me.
I was desperately trying to stay awake after the previous night’s excesses.
The Training Officer shouted at me:
“Hey — You — put on your cap — and report to the XO’s office on the double. Some bloody “Pongo” bigwig is coming — and you are the “Liaison Officer”…”
The Pongo bigwig turned out to be a Brigadier — the Zonal Chief Engineer of the Military Engineering Services (MES).
He happened to be in Jamnagar for some other work — and he had suddenly decided to inspect the progress of civil works under construction in the Naval Base.
The Executive Officer (XO) briefed me.
Accordingly — I received the Brigadier — I took him for a cup of tea with our Captain — and then — we drove in his black army staff car to the construction site.
The Garrison Engineer (a Major) was standing by with his entourage and some display boards with drawings.
The Garrison Engineer (GE) saluted the Brigadier.
Then — the GE introduced his staff.
After that — the GE walked towards the display boards.
The GE picked up a pointer — and he said to the Brigadier:
“Sir — I will explain the project…”
“Wait…” the Brigadier interrupted the GE.
The GE stopped — taken aback — and he asked the Brigadier:
The Brigadier said to the GE:
“You first answer one question…”
“Yes, Sir…?” the GE said.
The Brigadier asked the GE:
“Are you a “Dapodi Engineer” — or — are you a Technical Graduate Engineer…?”
The GE looked at the Brigadier.
“Sir — I am a Technical Graduate Engineer…” the GE said.
“Very Good. From which Engineering College did you get your Civil Engineering Degree…?” the Brigadier asked the GE.
“Roorkee — Sir…” the GE answered.
“Oh. Roorkee. Excellent. Then there is no need for me to see anything…” the Brigadier said to the GE.
That was the end of the “inspection”.
On the way back — I asked the Brigadier:
“Sir — I did not understand the “Dapodi Engineer” aspect…”
The Brigadier looked at me and said:
“Oh — that.
You see — there are two types of “Engineers” in the Army.
The first type comprises Technical Graduates from Civilian Engineering Colleges — like the “GE” over here — who has done his Civil Engineering Degree at Roorkee.
And — the second type are “in-house” trained engineers — who do the course at the College of Military Engineering (CME) located at Dapodi — that is why they are called “Dapodi Engineers” — they don’t have a B.E. or B.Tech. degree in Engineering…”
Subsequently — sometime from the early 1980’s onwards — these in-house trained “Dapodi Engineers” from CME are being awarded the B. Tech. degree from JNU
After explaining the meaning of “Dapodi Engineer” — the Brigadier smiled at me.
I looked at the distinguished Brigadier from the Corps of Engineers.
Surely — he was from a premier engineering college — maybe — like the GE — the Brigadier too had studied at Roorkee University — which was famous for Civil Engineering.
“Sir — have you done your Civil Engineering at Roorkee…?” I asked him.
“Me…? From Roorkee…? No — not at all…” he said.
“Sir — where did you study your Civil Engineering — I am sure you must have studied Engineering from some prestigious Engineering College like Banaras, Poona …” I said to the Brigadier.
The Brigadier looked at me — and he started laughing.
I looked at him — wondering why he was so amused.
Then — with a naughty smile on his face — the Brigadier said to me:
“Me…? Ha Ha — I am a “Dapodi Engineer”…”
We both burst out laughing.
I met the “Dapodi Engineer” many years later in Pune where he had settled down after retirement.
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This Blog Post is a Revised Re-Post of My Story DAPODI ENGINEER First Posted by me Vikram Karve in my blog at 6/24/2014 03:33:00 PM at url: http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2014/06/humor-in-uniform-dapodi-engineer.html and then reposted at url: http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2015/05/humor-in-uniform-dapodi-engineer.html and http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2016/04/humor-in-uniform-dapodi-engineer.html and https://karve.wordpress.com/2017/12/01/memories-of-my-navy-alma-mater-part-1-the-dapodi-engineer/ and https://karve.wordpress.com/2018/10/24/humor-in-uniform-the-dapodi-engineer/ and https://karve.wordpress.com/2019/05/15/unforgettable-characters-i-met-during-my-navy-days-the-dapodi-engineer/ and https://karve.wordpress.com/2019/10/30/humor-in-uniform-the-dapodi-engineer-2/ and https://karve.wordpress.com/2020/09/15/engineers-day-humor-the-dapodi-engineer-story/ and https://karve.wordpress.com/2021/09/15/engineers-day-humor-in-uniform-the-dapodi-engineer/ and https://karve.wordpress.com/2021/11/18/22471/ etc
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