House in Deccan Gymkhana : Story

Vikram Karve

9 min readMay 4, 2023

_________

_________

DECCAN GYMKHANA

_________

Do you want a house in Deccan Gymkhana — Pune…?

Everyone wants to live in a “posh” locality.

But — everyone cannot afford it.

If you are an honest Defence Officer — once you retire — you cannot afford to buy a house in Deccan Gymkhana — the most posh, premier and high-brow neighbourhood of Pune.

That is why most Military Veterans live in the “Military Veteran Ghettos” in the outskirts of Pune — or in other affordable distant suburbs — where most Defence Officers settle down after retirement.

If you are an honest Defence Officer — the only way you can stay in Deccan Gymkhana after retirement — is — if you are lucky enough to have inherited a bungalow (or house) in Deccan Gymkhana — from your forefathers or ancestors.

That is why — whenever I visit the area of Deccan Gymkhana — I walk around — “wistfully” looking at the houses in Deccan Gymkhana — wondering — “only if” — I could have managed to acquire a house in Deccan Gymkhana.

One evening — I walked past a house in Deccan Gymkhana.

The house was locked.

The house was locked because the owner of the house (an old lady) had gone abroad to live with her son — who migrated to the US many years ago — and settled down in America permanently.

Many years ago — as a newly married bride — this old lady had one big ambition — she wanted to live in Deccan Gymkhana.

I recalled how she had nagged her husband to buy a house in Deccan Gymkhana — in order to achieve her ambition.

I smiled at the irony of the situation.

The woman’s nagging had driven her husband crazy — so — he finally succumbed to her ambitions — and — he bought a house in Deccan Gymkhana which was beyond his means.

Because of this — he had to slog hard — working overtime — doing many things to earn money — to pay off his housing loans.

And — all this physical overwork and related mental stress probably caused his untimely death.

But — his children migrated abroad.

The woman’s ambition for living in Deccan Gymkhana had driven her husband crazy.

(and maybe — her ambition had even driven him to his untimely death)

And now — instead of living in Deccan Gymkhana — the woman had locked up the house in Deccan Gymkhana — and she gone abroad to live with her children.

What an irony of fate.

_________

You kill yourself to get something.

And — when you get it — you can’t even enjoy it…!!!

_________

Maybe all this was in the back of my mind when I wrote a story 10 years ago titled “A HOUSE IN DECCAN GYMKHANA”.

This fiction story is about a status-conscious wife who wants to live in the high-brow posh locality in Pune called Deccan Gymkhana.

So — let me delve into my Creative Writing Archives and pull out this story for you to read.

Do tell me if you like the story…

_________

THE HOUSE IN DECCAN GYMKHANA

Story By Vikram Karve

_____________

“My wife wants a house in Deccan Gymkhana…” Shekhar said.

“Are you crazy…?” I said.

“Why…?”

“No one sells a house in Deccan Gymkhana. There are no houses for sale in Deccan Gymkhana…” I said.

“There is one house for sale in Deccan Gymkhana…” Shekhar said.

“How do you know…?” I asked him.

“My wife found out…” Shekhar said.

“And — what is the cost of this house in Deccan Gymkhana…?” I asked him.

He told me the exorbitant price of the house in Deccan Gymkhana.

The sky-high price of the house was much more than what I had expected.

“Tell me Shekhar — from where are you going to get the money to pay for this house in Deccan Gymkhana…?” I asked Shekhar.

“I will take a loan…” he said.

“A loan…? Who is going to give you such a big loan…? And even if they do give you a loan — can you afford it…? The bloody EMI will be more than the salary we earn here…” I said to him.

“I know all that. That’s why I am quitting this job…” Shekhar said.

“Are you mad to quit such a good government job…? Where will you get such a safe, secure, stress-free, comfortable job with so many perks and benefits…?”

“But I remain in this job — I won’t be able to buy the house in Deccan Gymkhana…” Shekhar said.

“Why are you so obsessed about buying a house in Deccan Gymkhana…? What’s wrong with this place…?” I said.

“My wife says that this place is too “middle-class” — she wants to live in a posh locality…” Shekhar said.

“But your wife has lived her full childhood over here — in fact — she has lived her entire life right here in the heart of this very “Peth” …” I said to Shekhar.

“Yes. That’s why she is fed up of this place — and she does not want to spend the rest of her life living a lowbrow existence over here. She wants a high-class standard of living…” Shekhar said.

“Oh — your wife suddenly thinks this place is “lowbrow”…? I did not know that your wife has become so snobbish and snooty…” I said.

“Please don’t make sarcastic comments…” Shekhar said, “if you can’t help me — I will manage on my own.”

“Oh — so you think you can buy a house in Deccan Gymkhana on your own…? And how do you intend to do that…?” I asked Shekhar.

Shekhar showed me the job offer letter.

“Are you crazy…? This is a war ravaged country…” I said.

“That’s why they are paying so much. Look at the salary figure…” Shekhar said.

Yes — the salary was indeed substantial — very substantial — and with this kind of money — Shekhar could easily afford the EMI for the house in Deccan Gymkhana.

“Hey, all this is fine — but you are newly married. This is a 3 year contract. And you won’t be able to take your wife over there to that war-torn country. I hope your wife is ready to stay all alone. Is she ready for a long distance marriage so early in your married life…?” I said to Shekhar.

“Of course my wife is ready to make sacrifices. She is the one who found out about this job. In fact she told me that I should even work overtime and encash the one month’s leave and LTA which I am entitled every year and that I should come back straight after 3 years. Then we will have so much money that we will able to live comfortably for the rest of our lives. Here — just look at the pay, the incentives, the allowances, the bonus, the perks…” Shekhar said, pointing to the job offer letter.

Shekhar was right.

The pay packet was indeed very generous — in fact — I had not seen such an attractive compensation package before.

With this kind of money — Shekhar could easily afford the house in Deccan Gymkhana.

And after just 3 years — Shekhar would be able to pay off his loan — and he would still have so much money to spare — that he could just live off the interest.

But then — money earns more money — and I was sure that with so much money — and with an astute wife egging him on — Shekhar would go places and become a very rich and prosperous man.

Maybe Shekhar would start a business and become a tycoon — maybe…

But one thing was sure — this job was going to change his life — not only would he have a house in Deccan Gymkhana — but Shekhar would certainly become a wealthy man.

“Hey, what are you thinking…?” Shekhar said, interrupting my train of thoughts.

“Nothing…” I said.

“So…? What do you say…?” Shekhar asked me.

“Your wife is right. You must take this job…” I said to Shekhar.

“And — should I buy the house in Deccan Gymkhana…?” he asked.

“Of course — that goes without saying…” I said.

___________

And so — my friend Shekhar took up the lucrative foreign assignment and he went abroad to the war ravaged country.

But before he left — Shekhar shifted his wife into their plush newly-purchased house in the posh locality of Deccan Gymkhana.

Shekhar’s wife was overjoyed.

She personally got the interiors done to her liking in a very classy manner.

Every time I met her — she seemed happier and happier.

She truly flourished.

She had realized her dreams of living in a house in Deccan Gymkhana — and the glow of joy showed on her.

Shekhar would call me on the phone from abroad — once in a while.

Shekhar was happy — because his wife was happy.

I knew that Shekhar was living a tough and dangerous life.

From time to time — I saw news reports on TV about incidents of violence in the desolate strife-torn land where Shekhar was working.

I was worried about his safety.

But — whenever we spoke on phone — Shekhar always seemed to be full of cheer.

Maybe — the very thought that he had made his wife so happy — made Shekhar happy too.

__________

One day — my worst fears came true.

Shekhar was killed in crossfire during a skirmish — when rebels attacked the project where he was working.

I thought his wife would be devastated.

But — surprisingly — she coped with this enormous tragedy with remarkable courage and composure.

At least — financially — she was not that badly off.

Shekhar’s company had insured their employees heavily.

So — Shekhar’s wife received a huge amount of insurance money.

With this money — Shekhar’s wife could pay off the remaining home loan for the house in Deccan Gymkhana.

Now — the house in Deccan Gymkhana fully belonged to her.

Even after paying off the home loan — a very substantial amount of money was still left with her.

Shekhar’s wife invested this huge amount of money in a “monthly income scheme” — which would ensure her a decent income for her entire life.

__________

A few months later — I married Shekhar’s widow.

Then — I moved in with her — into her house in Deccan Gymkhana.

Yes — as her husband — I relocated myself into her posh house in Deccan Gymkhana.

I now live with a beautiful woman in a luxurious house in Pune’s most elite high-class “posh” locality of Deccan Gymkhana.

___________

VIKRAM KARVE

Copyright © Vikram Karve
1. If you share this post, please give due credit to the author Vikram Karve
2. Please DO NOT PLAGIARIZE. Please DO NOT Cut/Copy/Paste this post
© vikram karve., all rights reserved.

Disclaimer:

This Story is a work of fiction. Events, Places, Settings and Incidents narrated in the story are a figment of my imagination. The characters do not exist and are purely imaginary. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Copyright Notice:

No part of this Blog may be reproduced or utilized in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical including photocopying or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the Blog Author Vikram Karve who holds the copyright.

Link to my source blog post in my Blog Academic and Creative Writing Journal Vikram Karve:http://karvediat.blogspot.in/2017/06/how-to-acquire-house-in-deccan-gymkhana.html

_____________

House in Deccan Gymkhana : Story

Written by Vikram Karve